some items of the day

I found this when I awoke this morning. Melissa was upset that her new magazine had been defaced. I thought it was quite amusing. In fact, I think it's hilarious.

While cleaning out my little tray of junk that I keep by the dinner table (It's where I put my keys, wallet, phone, receipts, etc. when I am finished for the day) I found these:

First, a self-portrait. Second, Russell's version of Netflix which includes an unreleased, pirated copy of Spider-Man 4 (with Black cat). What can I say?